When I stepped out of Alison's car and went to close the door, I not only saw the electric shock move from the door into my hand, I felt it all the way down to my stomach. My right hand is still throbbing awkwardly every now and again. It was very strange, and sort of uncalled for, considering I'd only been sitting in the car for 2 minutes. How can you build up that much electricity?
We watched a French movie called La Placard about a man who pretends to be gay in order to keep his job at a condom factory. The giggles were many. At least I could read the subtitles. I'm coming to the realization that I am in need of glasses. Too many years in front of a laptop screen.
I think I'm going to utilize this: LISTOGRAPHY
I have a fondness for lists. Especially crossing things off them.
I almost said "off of" and then I pictured the cackling dwarf shaking her tiny baby fists at me and reminding me of her stupid hotel and her stupid "cancelled" and her stupid face. And her stupid Tess of the D'Ubervilles, which was only made okay by my not reading it and presenting each chapter with songs like Sexyback and Love Thing by the Spice Girls.
I would say this is the end, but I've had this screencap just sitting here and I feel like posting it -

Yes you are, Matsufab. Yes you are. ♥
We watched a French movie called La Placard about a man who pretends to be gay in order to keep his job at a condom factory. The giggles were many. At least I could read the subtitles. I'm coming to the realization that I am in need of glasses. Too many years in front of a laptop screen.
I think I'm going to utilize this: LISTOGRAPHY
I have a fondness for lists. Especially crossing things off them.
I almost said "off of" and then I pictured the cackling dwarf shaking her tiny baby fists at me and reminding me of her stupid hotel and her stupid "cancelled" and her stupid face. And her stupid Tess of the D'Ubervilles, which was only made okay by my not reading it and presenting each chapter with songs like Sexyback and Love Thing by the Spice Girls.
I would say this is the end, but I've had this screencap just sitting here and I feel like posting it -

Yes you are, Matsufab. Yes you are. ♥