ERIN LITERALLY THE FUCK GO BRA(GH)
Mar. 17th, 2009 09:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ferinoughNo, seriously, the irony is kind of hilarious. Also it proves the luck of the Irish is with me on this day, thank you.
Edit: Now with more Erin and more Bra.
I woke up fairly... on time, surprisingly, today for classes. I always have trouble getting to the 9:30 one because WHUT HALF-HOUR WHY NOT 10? and I figured this morning I could not only make the class, but actually look presentable. Wow. Wow wow wow. Anyway, I put on a nice new green dress shirt with black cardigan combo ("her hair fell in soft waves, she was wearing silver sneakers, mascara but not eyeliner, keeping everything natural, and this was all relevant to the story, because Kazneenerz is in looooove ♥") and was ready to take on the world!
And it was raining! But this did not dampen (lolololz) my spirit. No, actually I was totally calm about it and grabbed a jacket, where normally I would be cursing the world and exaggerating this small incident's effect on the entire course of my day. So really, it was good. NOW THE PART WHERE MY LUCK, IT IS GREAT:
As I was headed down the stairs to leave the building and start my trek across campus, I decide for some random reason that I should check to make sure the... eh... lobster claws... those clip things that are on backpacks, anyway, I decided to make sure that they were secure even though they didn't actually need to be and then I SAW IT. MY BRA WAS HANGING OFF MY BACKPACK. There for the world to see, and it was bright purple and somewhat large because my nunga nungas are nothing to sneeze at.
Phew. I shoved it in my bag and just sort of went, "That could have been humiliating!" and my UNHELPFUL ROOMMATE WHO DOES NOT REALLY EXIST (theories on this later) just stared, not grasping anything because... non-existence.
Normally this kind of thing would make me paranoid for the rest of the day. Which is ultimately more funny as far as story-telling is concerned, but it's okay. My first class ended up being called off and now I won't have to make it to Philosophy in an unreasonable amount of time. :D
Edit: Now with more Erin and more Bra.
I woke up fairly... on time, surprisingly, today for classes. I always have trouble getting to the 9:30 one because WHUT HALF-HOUR WHY NOT 10? and I figured this morning I could not only make the class, but actually look presentable. Wow. Wow wow wow. Anyway, I put on a nice new green dress shirt with black cardigan combo ("her hair fell in soft waves, she was wearing silver sneakers, mascara but not eyeliner, keeping everything natural, and this was all relevant to the story, because Kazneenerz is in looooove ♥") and was ready to take on the world!
And it was raining! But this did not dampen (lolololz) my spirit. No, actually I was totally calm about it and grabbed a jacket, where normally I would be cursing the world and exaggerating this small incident's effect on the entire course of my day. So really, it was good. NOW THE PART WHERE MY LUCK, IT IS GREAT:
As I was headed down the stairs to leave the building and start my trek across campus, I decide for some random reason that I should check to make sure the... eh... lobster claws... those clip things that are on backpacks, anyway, I decided to make sure that they were secure even though they didn't actually need to be and then I SAW IT. MY BRA WAS HANGING OFF MY BACKPACK. There for the world to see, and it was bright purple and somewhat large because my nunga nungas are nothing to sneeze at.
Phew. I shoved it in my bag and just sort of went, "That could have been humiliating!" and my UNHELPFUL ROOMMATE WHO DOES NOT REALLY EXIST (theories on this later) just stared, not grasping anything because... non-existence.
Normally this kind of thing would make me paranoid for the rest of the day. Which is ultimately more funny as far as story-telling is concerned, but it's okay. My first class ended up being called off and now I won't have to make it to Philosophy in an unreasonable amount of time. :D
